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Q&A with Andrei 'lol' Arshavin
666666: Hi Andrey! Please tell me, in your opinion, what is the most important thing for a footballer these days?Arshavin: I think the most important thing is a head, not only for a footballer but for any person.Chesnaj: Andrey, would you like to take part in some TV show? (For example “Dancing on Ice”)?Arshavin: If I took part in this show, it should be renamed “A Cow on Ice".Vanilja: Good afternoon, A gypsum hippopotamus in Zenit uniform (almost in human size) has been installed in the playground near our house today. Can I tell my kid that its name is Andrey? In your honor?Arshavin: Hippo? If it pleases your child, then feel free to do this, although I thought I was way slimmer then a hippo. :)))Puzzle: Sorry for such a tactless question but what color is your favorite underwear?PS: Just answer me please even if this question has been asked before ‘cause I really need to know!Arshavin: I don’t have any particular men’s underwear color preferences. But one thing I can tell you for sure, you won’t find G-strings in my wardrobe :)))InaBeer: Hi. I am 25 years old and I’m still not married. My parents are very upset about this. They say I can end up a spinster. But I don’t want to get married yet. What shall I do? (Sorry if this is off topic; just want to know your opinion)Arshavin: I think I can help you.Step 1: You need to find a scruffy heavy drinker.Step 2: Once you’ve found him, try to persuade him to “marry” you. I think that for a small amount of money, he will agree to fulfill the role of your fiancé :) Final: Bring this guy home. Tell your parents he’ll live with you ;) I think next time they will think better before forcing their opinion on you.
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